Monster mashing
Piñata smashing
Candy, condoms everywhere

Brad’s balls bobbing
Rubber popping
It’s the first ever Rocky fair

Nightmare skits and
Mini skirts
You’ll bend over till it hurts

Ding dong dancing
Trixies prancing
Shout out “you want rocky more!”

At the loft after Hallows eve
Have a nightmare with Rocky horror!

-Dov

"Dream it at home; Be it in the theatre"

Into all hours of the night, the trannies dance.

Sweet transexual, where time is warped;

on the right side, there is God, on the other, there is Man.

Where Sex and Rock 'n Roll are the heart of one's soul

Ans Dreams come true after being stoned for a while;

Seeing it in a theatre makes it all worth while!

So, come one and come all, skip walk or run

We dont care how you do it, so long as you cum!

Let yourself go and let the good times roll

at "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"

-Julie Barto

FISHNETS AND POPCORN

There's fishnets and popcorn
and people kiss their fags.
They discuss their favorite porn
and suck another drag.

They dance with their pelvis
and sit attop thier knees.
The movie tells them what to do;
They still do as they please.

Underwear is boring;
Nudity's a race.
Our families are snoring
While we get to second base.

Tim Curry's in a corset
Barry Bossiwick is, too.
If you pull and drag and force it
Your virgin will come with you.

-Richard L. House